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Adventures of a Teenage Spazz and her Dork

Please come along on my adventure in a small town called Henrietta, in a part of NY NO ONE has ever heard of. Where I roam the streets and hit the beach with my dork... Oh Hi I am Spazz just your average 18 year old girl with a kick.
So relax , take a chill pill or two, pour yourself a LONG drink, make it a stiff one and come along on our grand adventures..... you NEVER know what we may do next.

Once upon a Friday not so long ago, Dork and I found ourselves in the mall. We hit our usual spots and wound up at Hot Topic talking to Gay Frankie. I’m not really sure how it came about but next thing I knew we were in the make believe “Mustang GT” heading to Dorje Adornments. We get to Dorje and we are greeted by a lovely man by the name of Nick. He grabed Dork by his virgin flesh and shows no mercy and punchutes it with a beautiful hole. BAM BAM! I never knew Dork could turn so many colors of white…or that there were multipul shades of white. But it was done. It had been decided. My Dork no longer has virgin flesh. And he is now the proud owner of 6g. ears. It makes him a very smexy dork. But I’ll deny it if you say anything.  <3 Spazz

Once upon a Friday not so long ago, Dork and I found ourselves in the mall. We hit our usual spots and wound up at Hot Topic talking to Gay Frankie. I’m not really sure how it came about but next thing I knew we were in the make believe “Mustang GT” heading to Dorje Adornments. We get to Dorje and we are greeted by a lovely man by the name of Nick. He grabed Dork by his virgin flesh and shows no mercy and punchutes it with a beautiful hole. BAM BAM! I never knew Dork could turn so many colors of white…or that there were multipul shades of white. But it was done. It had been decided. My Dork no longer has virgin flesh. And he is now the proud owner of 6g. ears. It makes him a very smexy dork. But I’ll deny it if you say anything. 

<3 Spazz

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