“Mustache Mustache You Attacked Us And Won Mustache”
It was a dark night many moons ago. Foops and I wanted to have a quiet evening at home watching movies but then it happened…it creped up on us from no where. Maybe it was the popcorn. Or maybe it was the ice coffee. I think it was the gummy bears. But there he was Mustache!
It started off as a wild hair that made us giggle. But then it became two hairs and before we knew it Mustache attacked! He planted himself on our lips and we couldn’t help but bust out in song and dance. It went a little something like this “TO THE RIGHT TO THE LEFT NOW GRAB THAT RAZER AND SHAVE YOUR LIPPPPPPP!!! TO THE RIGHT TO THE RIGHT TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT! GET THAT SHAVING CREAM OFF YOUR FACE!”